Let's say, hypothetically, that someone put the Thursty Thursday ball into your court. Would you rise to the occasion and deliver the perfect backhand slice over the net, or would you trip over your racket and use your forehead as a brake while the crowd chants your opposition's name? Have they been everything you've hoped for, or do you have any suggestions to make?
Be the hero Ogilvy needs and submit your entry below. It's anonymous, in the same way that nobody will ever know who suffered that tennis incident.